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Kissing a Smoker is like Licking an Ashtray

Happiness is Coming.

Have You Flogged Your Crew Today?

Forget the Whales, Save the Cowboy.

Eat American Lamb. Ten Million Coyotes Can't be Wrong.

I'm From the Government. I'm Here to Help You.

Blood Sun Earth

Old Skiers Never Die. They Just go Downhill.

Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch.

Disarm Rapists

Commit Random Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty

Happiness is the Ball in the Fairway.

Have You Hugged Your Stockbroker Today?

My Karma just ran over your Dogma.

My Mother was a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips

I brake for Hallucinations.

Illiterate? Call This Number for Help...

Welcome to Colorado - Now Go Home

If You Love Jesus Tithe - Any Fool Can Honk

I'm OK. You're So-So.

Will Rogers Never Met Howard Cosell.

Smile - Its The Second Best Thing you can do with Your Lips.

"Telling an Old Person He's Useless

Is Abortion on the Other End"

Scixelsyd Etinu. [Read Backwards]

Use Caution in Passing - Driver Chewing Tobacco

If Men Could Have Abortions, It Would Be a Sacrament

Ask First If The Animal Wants To Be Killed

Your Mother's Choice was Pro-Life. [Waah...]

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can

If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range

This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random

Black Holes Suck.

Real Racers turn left AND right.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Friends don't let friends Early Apex!

The sex was so good even the neigbors had a cigarette.

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder...

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

"Gun Control" means using both hands.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

All generalizations are false.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

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